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A fake, gross, plastic borger. Perfection.
Instead of a burger it should be a pic of a goth girl with big titties and her feet and toes with black nail polish.
sigh, okay foot fella, I guess I can buy in to your fucked up evocation of perfection, but only for all of the other parts of the image you’ve painted in my head.
I dream beautiful dreams.
Ah dirty ears.
Ever see Hackers?
Remember the scene before Joey gets arrested where he’s taking a shower? He had ziplock bags over the cups of his head phones to keep them dry. 😌
This is the future they took from us.
Mess with the best… die like the rest.
HACK THE PLANET!!!
JOEY!
You guys don’t just randomly start hearing music inside your head?
Something wrong?
“The guitarist in my head hit a shrill harmonic.”
Life, if people actually bought and used headphones in public instead of being fuckin shitstains.
It does not even look good. It looks like a toy and if you managed to swallow it whole it would likely come out of you looking the same.
Really how is that thing someones version of greatness?
In the 90s we had waterproof fm radios. What have they done to us?
They played 90s music while we were showering
I’d like to shower to Ironic by Alanis Morissette and RPM by Sugar Ray.
Why would you wanna wear headphones in the shower? I just bring my phone in and listen to podcasts. There’s a little hook on my shower shelf that holds my phone so I can listen to it. It’s great!
lol i thought they meant shower with headphones instead of water. like a sonic shower for your head.
The trick is to be able to have flagship level anc, waterproof, Bluetooth earbuds, that have great sound, are comfortable, and have good controls, and perhaps have selective passthrough, all in realtime, that are also durable, good battery life, look good, and have repairability, all while not impacting the shower process and motions.
Like… These things are all basically the holy grail.
Edit: bonus points for being able to also wash your ears magically somehow.
Edit 2: or just make a silent shower with very good acoustic properties.
I wear my earbuds in the shower all the time.
I mean I just have a shelf high up in the shower that I put my phone on and play music out of the speaker. The acoustics are great in the shower, why would you want earbuds?
It works for me. Go for a run, hop in the shower. Earbuds stay in from the run. Nobody else listening to my phone. Dont have to worry about a phone shelf in the shower.
I also really really like noise canceling.
Get a Bluetooth shower speaker
Yeah, like what is this even about? You can get a waterproof Bluetooth speaker with pause/play, volume, and sometimes even forward and back skip buttons for pretty cheap.
I want that burger bun as a squishy pillow
Man that would be so nice, Imagine empty calories and highly processedfactory farmed meat.
